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Would you rather retire in a country that:
A) You play Bingo and get abused and brutalized by the staff?
B) Same as A, but the added bonus of Doctors/Government urging you to commit suicide?
C) A country that brings strippers/lap dancers to your nursing home?
D) Something else?
E) Not sure
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