Who's most likely to

Who's most likely to live with a raccoon?

Who's most likely to break their phone playing a game where you train puppies?

Who's most likely to randomly say they are a 47 year old war veteran or smth crazy and actually be telling the truth?

Who's most likely to get jumped in the lunch line?

Who's most likely to join king george's kick line?

Who's most likely to eat a pound of those probably fake cheese slices from the grocery store?

Who is most likely to secretly be a superhero?

Who's most likely to deliver a weather report in the pouring rain at night?

Who's most likely to secretly be a super VILLAIN? w/ a very well decorated lair ofc<3

Who's most likely to fail a test and say "WELL TECHNICALLY I WASN'T WRO-"

Who's most likely to be able to recite The Bible in spanish reversed?

Who's most likely to talk to a pillow with their celebrity/fictional crush's face on it?

Who is most likely to be ruling a secret underground empire with over 350 thousand citizens that respect them just because they can't leave their house because they let baby tigers roam the streets?

Who's most likely to drink tea with the captain of the titanic while on the titanic?

Who's most likely to doodle stars around the title of their history paper titled ~+*World War II*+~?

Who's most likely to use fractions instead of decimals when writing an amount of money?

Who's most likely to get bored one day and show up the next Monday with the ability to tailor any type of clothes just for fun?